Merry Month of Masturbation 2008 by Beren
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Summary: A selection of fics celebrating the Merry Month of Masturbation 2008, mostly one shots from a variety of fandoms.
Categories: Tokio Hotel, Harry Potter
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Draco Malfoy, Georg Listing, Gustav Schäfer, Harry Potter, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: humour, PWP, romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Bill/Jost, Harry/Draco
Warnings: Explicit sex, Incest, Multiple Partners
Challenges: None
Parent Series: None
Stories: 31
Series Type: Closed

Summary: MMOM 01 - David just doesn't know how to say no to Bill.
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: humour, PWP, romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Bill/Jost
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 2081 Read Count: 85
Published: 01/05/08 Updated: 01/05/08
Summary: Sometimes Harry finds himself going above and beyond the call of duty.
Categories: Harry Potter Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: humour, PWP, romance, slash
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1275 Read Count: 292
Published: 01/05/08 Updated: 01/05/08
Summary: Han knows he has the best relationship in the galaxy and he likes to celebrate it in private.
Categories: Star Wars (Original) Characters: Han Solo, Leia, Luke
Genres: PWP, romance, slash
Pairing: Han/Luke/Leia
Warnings: Explicit sex, Incest
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1569 Read Count: 64
Published: 06/05/08 Updated: 06/05/08
Summary: Bill has some temporary tattoo pens; what is he going to do with them?
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Gustav Schäfer
Genres: PWP, romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Bill/Gustav
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1804 Read Count: 58
Published: 06/05/08 Updated: 06/05/08
Summary: Annie is discovering that being a ghost is not so bad.
Categories: Being Human Characters: Annie, George, Mitchell
Genres: PWP, romance, slash
Pairing: Annie (solo), George/Mitchell
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1769 Read Count: 53
Published: 06/05/08 Updated: 06/05/08
Summary: Madeleine might be made out of cloth, but she is still a woman.
Categories: Bagpuss Characters: Bagpuss, Gabriel the Toad, Madeleine, Mice from the Mouse Organ, Professor Yaffle
Genres: PWP
Pairing: Gabriel/Madeleine
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 694 Read Count: 11
Published: 11/05/08 Updated: 11/05/08
Summary: Harry and Draco are partners and lovers and they have yet another intriguing site to investigate.
Categories: Harry Potter Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: humour, PWP, romance, slash
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 2543 Read Count: 181
Published: 11/05/08 Updated: 11/05/08
Summary: There is a fine line between stripping and porn and Nathaniel has to make sure he doesn't cross it.
Categories: Anita Blake (H) Characters: Anita, Damien, Nathaniel
Genres: PWP
Pairing: Anita/Nathaniel
Warnings: None
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 997 Read Count: 92
Published: 12/05/08 Updated: 12/05/08
Summary: Schuldig is bored, until he zeroes in on a member of Weiss and find something interesting.
Categories: Weiß Kreuz Characters: Fujimiya Aya, Schuldig
Genres: PWP
Pairing: None
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1039 Read Count: 16
Published: 14/05/08 Updated: 14/05/08
Summary: Gustav is not a normal teenager, in fact he's not quite human, but then neither are the twins, which is why he was given a mortal body in the first place. His assignment is to watch, protect and keep Bill and Tom unaware, only he has a little problem; he's fallen in love.
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Gustav Schäfer, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: PWP, romance
Pairing: Bill/Gustav
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 3279 Read Count: 49
Published: 15/05/08 Updated: 15/05/08
Summary: It's been a long hard day and Hyde needs to relax
Categories: Jrock RPS Characters: Gackt, Hyde
Genres: PWP, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Gackt/Hyde
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1102 Read Count: 27
Published: 20/05/08 Updated: 20/05/08
Summary: Just occasionally, Shaggy is reminded that Scooby is a dog. (inappropriate thoughts about a dog)
Categories: Scooby Doo Characters: None
Genres: humour, PWP, slash
Pairing: None
Warnings: Bestiality
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 755 Read Count: 121
Published: 20/05/08 Updated: 20/05/08
Summary: Normally Saw Boss would have tried to kill Jayce on sight, but for some reason, today he hasn't.
Categories: Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors Characters: None
Genres: PWP
Pairing: None
Warnings: Explicit sex, non-con/rape (not explicit), Tentacle sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1462 Read Count: 45
Published: 20/05/08 Updated: 20/05/08
Summary: Morph may look like a sexless blob of clay, but many things lurk under the surface.
Categories: Morph Characters: None
Genres: PWP, romance
Pairing: None
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 709 Read Count: 43
Published: 22/05/08 Updated: 22/05/08
Summary: Bill walks in on Georg and Gustav.
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schäfer, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: humour, romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Georg/Gustav
Warnings: None
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1096 Read Count: 3463
Published: 27/05/08 Updated: 27/05/08
Summary: Jouichirou can't pursue Mirei as far as he needs to because she isn't old enough yet, so Macus steps in to relieve some tension.
Categories: Virus Buster Serge Characters: Jouichirou, Macus
Genres: PWP
Pairing: Macus/Jouichirou
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1528 Read Count: 9
Published: 27/05/08 Updated: 27/05/08
Summary: Gustav is looking for his drumsticks and finds something else entirely.
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Georg Listing, Gustav Schäfer, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: PWP, romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Tom/Georg
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1158 Read Count: 87
Published: 27/05/08 Updated: 27/05/08
Summary: After the events of Sarcophagus, Avon needs to relax, even if he is on watch. (Blake's 7)
Categories: Blake's 7 Characters: Kerr Avon
Genres: PWP
Pairing: None
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1186 Read Count: 6
Published: 29/05/08 Updated: 29/05/08
Summary: Mike no longer reacts to Henry the way he knows he should, but he can't help himself.
Categories: Blood Ties Characters: Henry Fitzroy, Mike Celluci
Genres: PWP, slash
Pairing: Henry/Mike
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1351 Read Count: 59
Published: 29/05/08 Updated: 29/05/08
Summary: Sequel to Reactions - Mike just can't resist Henry's allure and Henry seems to enjoy making him remember that every time they meet.
Categories: Blood Ties Characters: Henry Fitzroy, Mike Celluci, Vicki Nelson
Genres: PWP, romance, slash
Pairing: Henry/Mike
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 2555 Read Count: 54
Published: 06/06/08 Updated: 06/06/08