Merry Month of Masturbation 2008 by Beren
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Summary: A selection of fics celebrating the Merry Month of Masturbation 2008, mostly one shots from a variety of fandoms.
Categories: Tokio Hotel, Harry Potter
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Draco Malfoy, Georg Listing, Gustav Schäfer, Harry Potter, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: humour, PWP, romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Bill/Jost, Harry/Draco
Warnings: Explicit sex, Incest, Multiple Partners
Challenges: None
Parent Series: None
Stories: 31
Series Type: Closed

Summary: MMOM 01 - David just doesn't know how to say no to Bill.
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: humour, PWP, romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Bill/Jost
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 2081 Read Count: 85
Published: 01/05/08 Updated: 01/05/08
Summary: Sometimes Harry finds himself going above and beyond the call of duty.
Categories: Harry Potter Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: humour, PWP, romance, slash
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1275 Read Count: 292
Published: 01/05/08 Updated: 01/05/08
Summary: #1 in the What Friends Are For Series.
Georg is not expecting the show he gets when he walks into the living room of the apartment.
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: PWP, romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Bill/Tom, Tom/Georg
Warnings: Explicit sex, Incest
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008, What Friends are For Series
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1736 Read Count: 124
Published: 03/05/08 Updated: 03/05/08
Summary: Han knows he has the best relationship in the galaxy and he likes to celebrate it in private.
Categories: Star Wars (Original) Characters: Han Solo, Leia, Luke
Genres: PWP, romance, slash
Pairing: Han/Luke/Leia
Warnings: Explicit sex, Incest
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1569 Read Count: 64
Published: 06/05/08 Updated: 06/05/08
Summary: Bill has some temporary tattoo pens; what is he going to do with them?
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Gustav Schäfer
Genres: PWP, romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Bill/Gustav
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1804 Read Count: 58
Published: 06/05/08 Updated: 06/05/08
Summary: Annie is discovering that being a ghost is not so bad.
Categories: Being Human Characters: Annie, George, Mitchell
Genres: PWP, romance, slash
Pairing: Annie (solo), George/Mitchell
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1769 Read Count: 53
Published: 06/05/08 Updated: 06/05/08
Summary: #2 in the What Friends Are For Series.
Georg has to deal with what he saw and heard when he walked in on Tom.
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Bill/Tom, Tom/Georg
Warnings: Explicit sex, Incest
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008, What Friends are For Series
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 2579 Read Count: 82
Published: 07/05/08 Updated: 07/05/08
Summary: Madeleine might be made out of cloth, but she is still a woman.
Categories: Bagpuss Characters: Bagpuss, Gabriel the Toad, Madeleine, Mice from the Mouse Organ, Professor Yaffle
Genres: PWP
Pairing: Gabriel/Madeleine
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 694 Read Count: 10
Published: 11/05/08 Updated: 11/05/08
Summary: #3 In What Friends are For Series
Bill longs for Tom, but has to settle for his imagination.
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: angst, PWP, romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Bill/Tom, Tom/Georg
Warnings: Explicit sex, Incest
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008, What Friends are For Series
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1426 Read Count: 66
Published: 11/05/08 Updated: 11/05/08
Summary: Harry and Draco are partners and lovers and they have yet another intriguing site to investigate.
Categories: Harry Potter Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: humour, PWP, romance, slash
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 2543 Read Count: 181
Published: 11/05/08 Updated: 11/05/08
Summary: #4 in the What Friends Are For Series
Tom knows what his having sex with groupies does to Bill, but he also knows how to apologise.
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schäfer, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: angst, PWP, romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Bill/Tom, Tom/Georg
Warnings: Explicit sex, Incest
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008, What Friends are For Series
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1560 Read Count: 63
Published: 11/05/08 Updated: 11/05/08
Summary: There is a fine line between stripping and porn and Nathaniel has to make sure he doesn't cross it.
Categories: Anita Blake (H) Characters: Anita, Damien, Nathaniel
Genres: PWP
Pairing: Anita/Nathaniel
Warnings: None
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 997 Read Count: 73
Published: 12/05/08 Updated: 12/05/08
Summary: #5 in the "What Friends Are For Series" - Georg and Andreas hatch a plan to deal with the twins' need for each other.
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schäfer, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: angst, romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Bill/Tom, Tom/Georg
Warnings: Explicit sex, Incest
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008, What Friends are For Series
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 5689 Read Count: 88
Published: 14/05/08 Updated: 14/05/08
Summary: Schuldig is bored, until he zeroes in on a member of Weiss and find something interesting.
Categories: Weiß Kreuz Characters: Fujimiya Aya, Schuldig
Genres: PWP
Pairing: None
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1039 Read Count: 16
Published: 14/05/08 Updated: 14/05/08
Summary: Gustav is not a normal teenager, in fact he's not quite human, but then neither are the twins, which is why he was given a mortal body in the first place. His assignment is to watch, protect and keep Bill and Tom unaware, only he has a little problem; he's fallen in love.
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Gustav Schäfer, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: PWP, romance
Pairing: Bill/Gustav
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 3279 Read Count: 49
Published: 15/05/08 Updated: 15/05/08
Summary: It's been a long hard day and Hyde needs to relax
Categories: Jrock RPS Characters: Gackt, Hyde
Genres: PWP, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Gackt/Hyde
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1102 Read Count: 27
Published: 20/05/08 Updated: 20/05/08
Summary: Georg chooses the wrong time to be observant.
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schäfer, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: PWP, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Bill/Tom
Warnings: Explicit sex, Incest
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008, The Sexual Tension Series
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1954 Read Count: 1831
Published: 20/05/08 Updated: 20/05/08
Summary: Just occasionally, Shaggy is reminded that Scooby is a dog. (inappropriate thoughts about a dog)
Categories: Scooby Doo Characters: None
Genres: humour, PWP, slash
Pairing: None
Warnings: Bestiality
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 755 Read Count: 101
Published: 20/05/08 Updated: 20/05/08
Summary: Gustav sees the aftermath of Georg discovering the twins and has some advice for his friend.
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Georg Listing, Gustav Schäfer, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: PWP, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Bill/Tom
Warnings: Explicit sex, Incest
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008, The Sexual Tension Series
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 2114 Read Count: 67
Published: 20/05/08 Updated: 20/05/08
Summary: Normally Saw Boss would have tried to kill Jayce on sight, but for some reason, today he hasn't.
Categories: Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors Characters: None
Genres: PWP
Pairing: None
Warnings: Explicit sex, non-con/rape (not explicit), Tentacle sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2008
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1462 Read Count: 45
Published: 20/05/08 Updated: 20/05/08