Merry Month of Masturbation 2009 by Beren
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Summary: A range of stories from many fandoms, all about self-pleasure.
Categories: Tokio Hotel, Primeval (H), Harry Potter, Highlander, Merlin, Killerpilze, Jrock RPS, Panik
Characters: None
Genres: action/adventure, humour, PWP, romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: None
Warnings: Explicit sex, Incest, Multiple Partners
Challenges: None
Parent Series: None
Stories: 31
Series Type: Closed

Summary: The fans have Tokio Hotel TV, Tom has Bill TV as his twin tried to convince him that they are meant to be.
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: PWP, romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Bill/Tom
Warnings: Explicit sex, Incest
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2009
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 3038 Read Count: 23
Published: 30/10/09 Updated: 30/10/09
Summary: Sometimes being a team goes beyond just friendship and Abby loves her boys.
Categories: Primeval (H), Primeval Characters: Abby Maitland, Becker, Connor Temple
Genres: PWP, slash
Pairing: Connor/Becker/Abby
Warnings: Bestiality, Multiple Partners
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2009
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1615 Read Count: 9
Published: 29/10/09 Updated: 29/10/09
Summary: Something is going on with David and Timo, but Linke can't work out what and it's bothering him.
Categories: Panik Characters: Christian Linke, David Bonk, Timo Sonnenschein
Genres: romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: David/Timo
Warnings: None
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2009
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1301 Read Count: 1721
Published: 30/10/09 Updated: 30/10/09
Summary: Gackt hid was he was in plain sight by claiming to be a vampire, but actually being one is more complicated that simply drinking blood. Hyde does not know his lover's true nature and there are steps Gackt has to take to make sue it never overwhelms him.
Categories: Jrock RPS Characters: Gackt, Hyde
Genres: romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Gackt/Hyde
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2009
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 2845 Read Count: 8
Published: 30/10/09 Updated: 30/10/09
Summary: Do not chase possibly magical creatures, especially when you think they might have gone into a cave or it's your own fault when you can't get back out again.
Categories: Merlin Characters: Arthur, Merlin
Genres: PWP, romance, slash
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2009
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 3203 Read Count: 66
Published: 30/10/09 Updated: 30/10/09
Summary: Back at school to complete his education, Harry doesn't like life to be boring, that's why he teams up with Draco Malfoy for his final year DADA project.
Categories: Harry Potter Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: PWP, slash
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2009
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 3451 Read Count: 133
Published: 29/10/09 Updated: 29/10/09
Summary: Richie has a new life well away from his old one and no one from the old one knows he's alive, that is, until a face from the past walks in.
Categories: Highlander Characters: Methos, Richie Ryan
Genres: PWP, slash
Pairing: Richie/Methos
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2009
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 3317 Read Count: 19
Published: 29/10/09 Updated: 29/10/09
Summary: Gustav has stepped over the line when yelling at Tom because he's in a bad mood and Bill decides he's had enough.
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Gustav Schäfer, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: PWP, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Bill/Gustav
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2009
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 2414 Read Count: 22
Published: 30/10/09 Updated: 30/10/09
Summary: Fabi is confused and having trouble sleeping, and when he catches Mäx in the act, he's even more confused.
Categories: Killerpilze Characters: Fabi Halbig, Jo Halbig, Mäx Schlichter
Genres: humour, PWP, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: None
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2009
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 2430 Read Count: 13
Published: 30/10/09 Updated: 30/10/09
Summary: Tom can see the strain in Bill and so he does something about it.
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schäfer, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Bill/Tom
Warnings: Explicit sex, Incest
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2009
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 2194 Read Count: 30
Published: 30/10/09 Updated: 30/10/09
Summary: Linke is perpetually horny and it's not his fault, but the solution to his problem comes in a surprising package.
Categories: Tokio Hotel, Panik Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Christian Linke, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: PWP, romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Bill/Tom/Linke
Warnings: Explicit sex, Incest
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2009
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 2726 Read Count: 17
Published: 29/10/09 Updated: 29/10/09
Summary: Connor has been trapped on the wrong side of an anomaly for two days thanks to Helen and when he comes back things have changed.
Categories: Primeval Characters: Becker, Connor Temple, Nick Cutter
Genres: action/adventure, romance, slash
Pairing: Connor/Nick
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Alpha Series, Merry Month of Masturbation 2009
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 3800 Read Count: 73
Published: 29/10/09 Updated: 29/10/09
Summary: Harry tried to leave the wizarding world by becoming a vampire; it didn't work and his life is about to become even more complicated by the addition of Draco Malfoy.
Categories: Harry Potter Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: romance, slash
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2009
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 5407 Read Count: 123
Published: 29/10/09 Updated: 29/10/09
Summary: Spock has physical needs that do not always respond to the Vulcan regimens and so he has his own solution. However, sometimes his mind surprises even him.
Categories: StarTrek (Reboot), StarTrek (Reboot H) Characters: James Kirk, Spock, Uhura
Genres: PWP, slash
Pairing: Spock/Kirk/Uhura
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2009
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1198 Read Count: 54
Published: 30/10/09 Updated: 30/10/09
Summary: Merlin's magic has noticed he had a thing for Arthur and is playing with him.
Categories: Merlin Characters: Arthur, Merlin
Genres: humour, romance, slash
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2009
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 1897 Read Count: 85
Published: 30/10/09 Updated: 30/10/09
Summary: Juri has been looking tired and down, but Linke can't understand why only he and Jan seem to notice.
Categories: Panik Characters: Christian Linke, Jan Werner, Juri Schewe
Genres: angst, romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Linke/Jan/Juri
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2009, Pining Series
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 4856 Read Count: 24
Published: 30/10/09 Updated: 30/10/09
Summary: Things were normal, then a stalker got to Tom and now things are going to hell.
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: angst, romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Bill/Tom
Warnings: Incest
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2009, The Accidental Series
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 2299 Read Count: 47
Published: 30/10/09 Updated: 30/10/09
Summary: Sequel to "Pining": Linke, Jan and Juri are now a three and it's time to explain it to the others.
Categories: Panik Characters: Christian Linke, Jan Werner, Juri Schewe
Genres: romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Linke/Jan/Juri
Warnings: Explicit sex
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2009, Pining Series
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 3205 Read Count: 17
Published: 30/10/09 Updated: 30/10/09
Summary: Becoming a vampire is a very big deal, but Bill and Tom are facing it together and enjoying it.
Categories: Tokio Hotel Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genres: romance, RPS/F, slash
Pairing: Bill/Tom
Warnings: Explicit sex, Incest
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2009, The Accidental Series
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 3103 Read Count: 36
Published: 30/10/09 Updated: 30/10/09
Summary: Battle has an effect on people that Kevin is discovering while they all recover from the confrontation with Skeletor before returning home.
Categories: Masters of the Universe Characters: None
Genres: PWP, slash
Pairing: He-Man/Kevin
Warnings: None
Series: Merry Month of Masturbation 2009
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes Word count: 2156 Read Count: 14
Published: 30/10/09 Updated: 30/10/09